As I have managed to totally avoid seeing anything of the previous 'malfunctions' in the area coding of this chess board, I now have the great honour and even greater pleasure to tell you that I have been visited by...

Tribbles.

Tiny, cutey, purry, cudly Tribbles.

Did one of the game designers watch too much Gene Roddenberry as a kid?

Anybody of you want to assist in de-furring my joints? It's a hell of annoying to get small organics out of my armour.